“Our Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is in China. She met with a group of children today. And she told them, ‘You kids are doing a great job making those pantsuits. They’re really fantastic.’” –Jay Leno
“And listen to this. While she was in China, she also managed to get a pirated copy of the movie [...]
In case you missed it, here is the video of the Jay Leno Presidential Jeopardy from the Tonight show on February 12, 2009. Jay Leno has Lincoln, Bush, and Obama competing in Political Jeopardy. This is a very funny video and it was perfect tribute to Lincoln’s birthday.
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“Well, it’s Thursday. You know what that means? Another Obama Cabinet member nominee has quit.” –Jay Leno
“Well, just a few days after being nominated, New Hampshire Sen. Judd Gregg has withdrawn as the nominee for Commerce Secretary. In a statement explaining why he turned it down, he cited ‘irresolvable conflict.’ So, apparently, he must have [...]
Obama talks about the Stimulus plan and how it’s not perfect. He says doing or nothing at all will result in even greater deficits and job losses and greater loss of confidence. John Stewart then comments “You Had Me At We’re F*@KED”
“President Obama, getting very tough now, has imposed a $500,000 salary cap for executives getting federal bailout money. And, listen to this: Now on weekends, they can only play miniature golf. No more 18 holes.” –Jay Leno
“See, the whole theory behind this salary cap is if you’re not performing well, and you’re taking taxpayer money, [...]
